Monday, September 7, 2009

I'm Baaaaack,

and I can't say where I've been. You see it's in the contract that I signed. Noooooooooooo, not really, that's a lie too. I haven't been anywhere and I haven't done anything, at least not blog worthy.
But, you know how you wake up some mornings and try really hard to get a good start, a positive start? I personally use my Stuart Smalley affirmations, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it people like me!"
Unfortunately most days I don't even buy that line of crap and for those days there are these cards. Cards that get right down to crux of any situation. Believe me they have a card here for ANY occasion. Just don't expect any Hallmark hoo-haw. You can get yours at the Bluebarnhouse Store.


Jeanne said...

Who are the guys in dresses with the phallic hats?

Owlfarmer said...

Thanks for the card source. I could use the "You shitty cat" one at the moment, because I'm dealing with a . . . shitty cat. First he was hyperthyroid (got nuked to the tune of more money than anybody should have to pay for getting a cat well, and it didn't work); now he's either got lymphoma or inflammatory bowel disease, and is on steroids. I don't mean to inflict this on you--but between your chicken/skunk adventure and my cat "bidness" as they say around here, life seems to be interesting. Don't apologize for not blogging much--you probably have a life :}.